aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

aduhm:

isn’t this the prison show?

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

roger-rabbit-vevo:

5-seconds-of-troyler:

THE TOP PICTURE IS OF A MAN STANDING UP AT A TOILET AND THE OTHER ONE IS OF A WOMAN SITTING DOWN ON A TOILET

this is like those bathrooms on that rock bottom episode of spongebob

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afrosinspace:

kaddy-kablamo:

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

afrosinspace:

kaddy-kablamo:

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

generalfactotom:

war-ant:

they play no games

Omfg

generalfactotom:

war-ant:

they play no games

Omfg

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

sick-flip:

tayelchapo:

rip unk

Realist words ever

sick-flip:

tayelchapo:

rip unk

Realist words ever

Describe a bad blowjob
Anonymous

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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