hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got
Every time I see my school’s logo:
No one like you. No place like this.
I always, without fail, read it as ‘no one likes you’
I’m looking for some reaaaally awesome people to hang out with. So if you’re awesome and like Harry potter and/or coffee we should totally hang out sometime
Please hang out with me, no joke. I’m game if you message me.
this is what I see whenever you use the phrase “unf.”
yes it’s a real school
has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like
straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo
thanks for smashing the flowers all to hell, i forgive you because you’re cute